Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
Because everyone needs this on their blog
Lupita Nyong’o accepts the award for Best Supporting Actress at the 86th Annual Academy Awards
I’M NOT CRYING IT’S JUST RAINING ON MY FACE THAT SPEECH THO
wait are they serious
idk this whole lupita vs. jennifer thing just feels sort of icky like don’t insult either of them please they’re both important to the film industry they’re both talented and doing a great job and ladies are so important
And God gave Mac and Cheese to all man kind
dont need no boys i grab my own titties
What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
What Romeo. Such why. Very rose. Still rose.
Very balcony. Such climb.
Much love. So Propose. Wow, marriage.
Very Tybalt. Much stab. What do?
Thumb bite. Very sir. Me sir? Much bite. Many thumbs
Wow. Such woe. Very sad. Many tales. Wow. So Juliet. What Romeo.
ew no boys have cooties and by cooties i mean centuries’ worth of institutionalized privilege